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Scotty's Pub
Best Damn Dive Bar in Texas

Dive Bar (di´ve bar) – Colloquial American term for a neighborhood bar where local residents gather to drink and socialize. Basically, a laid-back bar, with no pretense. The term is said to have come from the fact that these establishments were originally housed in cellars or basements, so frequenters could ‘dive’ in without observation.
At Scotty’s Pub, we have maintained this tradition by remaining true to our roots; from our giant Maker’s Mark bottle (complete with a sweater during Christmas) to our Christopher Walk-in cooler. The only pretense you will find is the pride our chef-owners have taken in the food menu. We dare you to find Pub food, especially our burger, better anywhere else on the planet!
Yes, we are still one of the few places in Houston that you can smoke indoors, talk politics or religion without getting your face slapped off, and where service and sarcasm are a very welcome change from the phoniness in the rest of the world. Settle in, have a drink or three, a bite of food, play some pool, or darts, or Golden Tee, and most importantly, RELAX!
Thanks, in advance, Scotty and the team!
Menus
The Vittles
For the Fingers

Margarita Shrimp Cocktail
Grilled shrimp drunk on Margaritas nested on pico w/ home made tortilla strips

Tatertachos
Tater tots smothered in pork, tomatoes, red & green onions, bacon, queso and jalapeno ranch.

Dirty Fries
Tater tots covered in pork, tomatoes, red & green onions, bacon, queso and jalapeno ranch.

Disco Fries
Pulled Pork tossed with poblano, jalapeno and hatch peppers with bacon and cheddar cheese and fried. Served w jalapeno ranch.
Cap't Crunch Chicken Tenders
Capt. Crunch breaded chicken tenders w Forty Creek whiskey sauce and fries.

Buffalo Chicken Pimento Cheese Dip
Juicy chicken breasts, hot sauce, Our own house-made Pimento cheese (cream cheese, sharp cheddar, roasted peppers and ranch) topped with extra cheese, green onions, bacon and baked. Served with house tortilla chips. Try it with Blue Cheese crumbles!

Boom Boom Shrimp
Crispy fried gulf shrimp tossed in house-made spicy creamy boom boom sauce

Avocado Crisps
panko crusted avocado topped with hoisin & cilantro. Served with chipotle sour cream. & bacon. East, meet Mexico

Duck Wings
Duck drumettes tossed in honey sriracha soy sauce and served with jalapeno ranch

Pub Pretzels
Crispy fried gulf shrimp tossed in house-made spicy creamy boom boom sauce

Toasted PepperJack Sticks
house-battered fried pepper-jack cheese with a sweet thai chili ranch dip . Ooey, Gooey, and WAY better than Mozzarella Sticks!

Sagemont Sampler
avocado fries, fried cheese, (2) pub pretzels duck wings, Chicken Tenders and disco fries
Maybe bring a friend...or two

Snack Pack
avocado fries, 2 fried cheese, (2) pub pretzels and disco fries.
If you're in the mood to try a little of everything.
For the Hands

The Burger
ground cow, with all the usual suspects, awesome sauce and mayo on a jalapeno cheddar sourdough bun and Fries.
Surf N Turf Burger
Scotty’s original burger topped with Boom Boom shrimp
Mushroom Swiss Burger
with double swiss, sautéed mushrooms, glazed onions and garlic truffle mayo. This is our new Fave!

Coyote Burger
Our Amazing Burger with BBQ, bacon, fried onions, jalapenos and cheese
Longhorn Burger
Our burger topped with LTOP, buffalo cheese dip and ranch. If you went to Dobie, this burger is for YOU!
Farmhouse Burger
2 patties 3 slices of cheese, LTOP, bacon and a fried egg.
You've got to have a mighty appetite for this one. You probably don’t want this, it’s too much for you...

The "Cubano"
roasted pork, ham and bacon with swiss and American cheese, pickles, onions, mayo and pineapple maple mustard on toasted bolillo bread.

Jerky Bird
Caribbean grilled chicken, bacon, LTO pepperjack, pineapple jam & jalapeno ranch w/fries.

Thai Pork Belly Sliders
(3) cured pork belly sliders glazed in honey sriracha soy sauce and topped with pickled onion and carrot, fresh cucumber, cilantro and basil garlic mayo on sweet rolls.

Sophisticated Grilled Cheese
Texas toast, bacon, american, gruyere, brie, apple, and apricot preserves

Mustang Salad
Fresh Lettuce, red & green onions, tomato, jack cheese, cucumbers, mushrooms, pepperoni, ham, fried avocado and house-made croutons, Ranch, Spicy ranch or Strawberry Balsamic vinaigrette.
Add grilled or Capt, crunch chicken for $2
Ride Sally Ride

Right on Q
Texas toast, American, gruyere, brie, with pulled pork and pickled Onions

Tacos
(3) Shrimp-beer batter fried shrimp, pineapple preserves, pico and awesome sauce
(3) Chicken- grilled, jack cheese, caramelized onion, cilantro and bbq sauce.
(3) Pork belly- brown sugar cured, onions, cilantro and awesome sauce
Thin Crust Pizza 12"

Black, Blue & BBQ
BBQ base, Juicy blackened chicken, tangy blue cheese, melty jack and mozzarella cheese, onions, jalapeno, tomato, cilantro and topped with sour cream

South-Side Double-Wide
Spicy pepperoni, sausage, extra melted cheese, bacon and ham

Ninja Turtle
Hand-pulled Sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and Jalapenos

The "Yuli" Ham Slam
Our Pulled pork, ham, jalapenos, pineapple preserves
71Threezza
tangy house-made marinara, mozzarella, and one topping. Or customize with your faves
Toppings
75 each pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon, pulled pork, pork belly
.50 each cheese, mushrooms, red onions, jalapenos, tomatoes, Pineapple Preserves
Drinks
Scotty's Signature Cocktails

Bloody Mary
Pepper infused Starlite Vodka, spicy bloody mary mix, bacon salt, house-made celery bitters, and spicy pickled green bean. Hangover unnecessary.

Pimm's Cup
Hundreds of versions, here’s ours. Pimm’s no 1, lemon, simple syrup, ginger ale, cucumber.

Purple Haze
Our Purple Juice contains, Skyy Vodka, Raspberry Liqueur, and Cranberry Juice

Sittin' Sideways
Skyy Vodka, Waterloo Gin, Rum, Peach Liqueur, Cranberry & Pineapple

Beam Me Up Scotty
Absolut Vodka, Blue Curacao, Sweet & Sour, and a Splash of Sprite

Surfer on Acid
Jägermeister, Bacardi Coconut Rum, Pineapple Juice

Pink Taco
Absolut Citron, Patron Citronge, Sprite, & Splash of Cranberry

Drunken Monkey
Bacardi Rum, Banana Liqueur, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice Cranberry & Pineapple, & a Splash of Grenadine
Old-School Cocktails
Tom Collins
Tanqueray Gin, Fresh Squeezed Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup
Manhattan
Bulleit Rye, Sweet Vermouth, Angostura Bitters
Sidecar
Wild Turkey Rye, Patron Citronge, & Fresh Squeezed Lemon Juice
The Negroni
Hendricks Gin, Campari, & Sweet Vermouth
Black Leather Whip
Espolon Reposado Tequila, Patron Citronge, & Fresh Squeezed Lime Juice
'57 Chevy
Seagrams 7, Southern Comfort, Amaretto, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, & a Splash of Grenadine
Beer

Draft Beer
We are constantly trying and loving new beer so we decided to change it up. There are so many good local Texas breweries popping up everywhere and being the beer lovers that we are, we want you to try them as well. Please ask a bartender for a sample and for help if you need it!

Bottled Beer
Budweiser, Bud Lt, Bud Lime, Bud Select, Michelob Ultra. Buckler n/a, Corona, Landshark, Miller Lite, Heineken, Dos XX, Smirnoff Ice , Red Stripe, Shiner, Lonestar, Pabst, Coors Lt, Fireman 4, Blonde Bombshell, Rodeo Clown, Blue Moon Smith Forge Cider and Anchor steam

Mix'em Up
Snakebite: Guinness and Cider
Flammin' Beaver: Cider and Fireball Whiskey
Irish car bomb: Guinness, Jameson’s, Baileys
Cookies and cream: Guinness, 3 Olives Cake, Baileys
Spirits
Vodka
Grey Goose - Ciroc—Skyy– Titos– Stoli
Gin
Bombay Sapphire-Tanqueray-Hendricks– Waterloo
Rum
Bacardi-Bacardi Limon-Captain Morgan-Meyers
Tequila
Roca Patron Reposado-Patron Silver-Esplon– Hornitos-Milagro Silver
Irish Whiskey
Jameson– Paddy’s Old Irish—Teeling Small Batch– Tullamore Dew–Jameson Caskmate
American Made Whiskey
Maker’s Mark– Bulliet– Bulliet Rye– Woodford-Knob Creek– Knob Creek Rye
Scotch Whisky
Glenfiddich 12yr– Dewars– Glenlivet 12yr– Johnnie Walker Black