


Scotty's Pub on the Bay
Life in the Slow Lane

What we LOVE about the Clear Lake area is the easy-going, every-day-could-be-a-vacation lifestyle. Flip-flops, golf carts, laid-back, no worries attitude, and where there is a possible party around every corner. That’s what Scotty’s is all about. No need to worry about the madness in the world, With a cold drink in our hands, great food in front of us, and fantastic people making us laugh and keeping us company! Life doesn’t get much better than this!
Food
Shareables

Tatertachos
Tater tots covered in pork, tomatoes, red & green onions, bacon, queso, cilantro and spicy ranch

Crab Beignets
Savory French doughnuts stuffed with crab claws, sweet corn and green onions

Dirty Fries
Tater tots covered in pork, tomatoes, red & green onions, bacon, queso and jalapeno ranch.

Disco Fries
Pulled Pork tossed with poblano, jalapeno and hatch peppers with bacon and cheddar cheese and fried. Served w jalapeno ranch.

Avocado Crisps
Hass avocados crusted in panko, lightly fried and served with Armageddon sauce
The Sprouts
Brussel Sprouts flash fried and tossed in a Sweet Chili Vinaigrette, garnished with Bacon & Red Onions
Vietnamese Lettuce Wraps
Chicken marinated in Asian spices, sauteed & accompanied with Romaine Spears, pickled Vegetables, & topped w/Cilantro. Served with a Peanut Dipping Sauce.
Clear Lake Sampler
Can’t decide? Try it all! 3 Avocado Fries w/Armageddon Sauce, 2 Crab Beignets w/Awesome Sauce & topped with Red & Green Onions , 2 Crispy Chicken Tenders w/Ranch

Crispy Duck Wings
Like chicken but way better. Tossed in our own special Honey Sriracha Soy Glaze and Jalapeno Ranch & sprinkled with Sesame Seeds & garnished with Fresh Jalapeno Slices; w/ Fries
Mikey B's Hot Nashville Chicken Tenders
A trio of spicy Chicken Tenders topped with Pickles Served w/Sweet Potato Fries, w/Awesome Sauce & Ranch Dressing for Dipping
Dip Sampler
House-made Red Chili Salsa, Jalapeno Ranch, Queso topped w/Crispy Pork Belly and an Avocado Smash accompanied with Pico. Served with Fresh Tortilla Chips

Sprimp Popper Dip
Cajun-dusted grilled Shrimp, Fresh & Pickled Jalapenos, Cheddar cheese, Red Bell Peppers, in a creamy dip, topped with Bacon, Green Onions, Thai Chili Sauce, and served with Fresh Fried Tortilla Chips

Charcuterie Board
Salami, Pepperoni, Prosciutto, Brie, Irish Cheddar, and Blue Cheese w/Fruits, Nuts, Honey, Biscoff, and Crostini’s to help transfer it from the plate to your m
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Cajun Chicken Caesar Cobb Salad
Romaine dressed up like a Caesar and topped with Bacon, Corn, Egg, Blue Cheese, Tomatoes, Avocado, Smoked Almonds, House-Made Croutons, and Cajun Chicken

Staple & Blue Salad
Shaved Brussel Sprouts, Arugula, Apple, Bacon Lardons, Red Onion, Chia Seeds, Dried Cranberry, Blue Cheese, Walnuts, topped with a Maple Bacon Vinaigrette
Between the Buns
Mushroom Swiss Burger
with double Swiss, sautéed Mushrooms, glazed Onions and Garlic Truffle Mayo

The Burger
Ground cow, with all the usual suspects, Awesome sauce and Mayo on a Jalapeno Cheddar Sourdough Bun.
Add bacon, egg or cheese ---or--- make it a double

Farmhouse Burger
2 Angus Beef Patties 3 slices of Cheese, Pulled Pork, LTOP, Bacon, fried Egg & a large Fry.
You don’t want this, it’s too much for you. You won’t be able to finish it.

Duck Bahn Mi
House-Smoked Duck Breast, Prosciutto, pickled Veggies, Cucumber, Cilantro, with a creamy Gochujang Aioli

Grown up Grilled Cheese
Texas Toast, Bacon, American, Swiss, Brie, Apple, and Apricot Preserves

Jerky Bird
Caribbean Jerk Grilled Chicken, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Pepper-Jack Cheese, Pineapple Jam & Jalapeno Ranch

The Cubano
Roasted Pork, Ham and Bacon with Swiss & American Cheese, Pickles, Onions, Mayonnaise & Mustard on toasted Bolillo Bread. 3 Little Pigs meets Miami
Los Tacos (3)

Shrimp
Beer-battered Shrimp, Pineapple Preserves, Pico and creamy Awesome Sauce
Chicken
Breaded, with Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions, & Cilantro, Topped with Jalapeno Ranch

Pork Belly
brown sugar cured, onions, cilantro and awesome sauce

Korean BBQ Pork
Shredded Pork, Crispy Potatoes, Cilantro, Onion, and Avocado. Topped w/Hoisin Sauce & served with Awesome Sauce
12" Thin Crust Pizzas

First Date
Olive Oil w/Dates, Prosciutto, Mozzarella, Blue Cheese, Arugula Hot Honey and Fresh Cracked Pepper

South-Side Double-Wide
Spicy Pepperoni, Italian Salami, Sausage, Bacon, Ham & extra melted Cheese

Sinatra
Tangy Marinara, Sausage, Red Peppers, Mushrooms, Mozzarella, Ricotta Cheese and Basil

"Ham" Slam
Scotty’s Pulled Pork, Ham, Jalapenos, Pineapple Preserves

The Lobbyist
Starts with a Garlic Sauce, & includes Grilled Chicken, Mushrooms, Bacon, Roasted Red Peppers, Arugula, Shaved Walnuts, topped with Ranch Dressing
Brunch

Chilaquiles
Corn tortillas simmered in house made ancho chile salsa and served with queso tots and two eggs, avocado, red onions and cilantro
Abuelitas Breakfast Tacos
2 Flour Tortillas stuffed with Scrambled Eggs, Crumbled Sausage, Crispy Bacon, Pico de Gallo, with Salsa for Dipping,

Greatest Samich in the World
Fried egg, Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato, with awesome sauce and fries

A.M. Tatertachos
Loaded Breakfast Nachos with bacon, sausage and 2 fried eggs on top of tots

The Costanza Omelet
Pulled Pork, crispy Pork Belly, Sausage, American Cheese & Tater Tots, inside a 3-Egg Omelet. Served with an Buttered English Muffin

The Kramer Scramble
A Scramble Skillet with a Tater Tot base, 2 large Duck Eggs, Breakfast Sausage, Caramelized Onions, Jalapeno slices, & Pepper Jack Cheese. Garnished with Gochujang Aioli & Green Onion and served with a Buttered English Muffin.

Healthy Brunch
A glass of water with 2 lemons, an olive and the admiration of the staff.
Swine in a Sheet
Breakfast Tacos (3) w/crispy Pork Belly, Scrambled Eggs, Cheese, Awesome Sauce, Pico de Gallo, topped with a Maple Sambal Hot Glaze

Charcuterie Board
Salami, Pepperoni, Prosciutto, Brie, Irish Cheddar, and Blue Cheese w/Fruits, Nuts, Honey, Biscoff, and Crostini’s to help transfer it from the plate to your mouth
Plan B Burger
Our Famous Burger on a Jalepeno-Cheddar Bun with Bacon, Fried Egg, Cheese and Fries.
Brunch Drinks
Breakfast without Alcohol is Just a Sad Breakfast

Scotty's Award Winning Bloody Mary
House-made-Veggie Infused Vodka, Major Peters Spicy Bloody Mary Mix, Bacon Salt and an in-house Spicy Pickled Green Bean.

50/50 Mimosas
Equal Amounts of a Sparkler Mixed with OJ That can be Ordered by the Glass with Discounted Refills, or as a Whole Bottle Pitcher!

Joe (Java, Coffee, Pick-me-up)
Damn Fine Coffee - Electric Voodoo Chicory

Mocha Joe
A Version of our Steaming Cuppa Joe, with Chocolate and Whipped Cream. Some of us Deserve the Extra Sweetness!
Irish Sour
Jameson, Disaronno Amaretto, Lemon Juice, Maple, Topped with an Organic, House-Made Luxardo Cherry
Paloma
Cuervo Traditional, Lime Juice, Squirt Grapefruit Soda and Black Lava Sea Salt .
Botanical Breakfast
Fords gin, Housemade Tonic, Grapefruit and Rosemary
Scotty's Signature Drinks

Bloody Mary
Pepper infused Vodka, spicy bloody Mary mix, bacon salt, celery bitters, and spicy pickled green bean. Hangover unnecessary.  7.50

Pimm's Cup
Hundreds of versions, here’s ours. Pimm’s no 1, lemon, simple syrup, ginger beer, cucumber.  7.50
Maple Rum Sour
Zaya aged rum, maple syrup, lemon, baked apple bitters  6.50
Classic Libations
Manhattan
Buffalo Trace, Sweet Vermouth, Angostura Bitters, Home-made Luxardo Cherry  6.50
Old Fashioned
Rye Whiskey, Demerara, Orange, Cherry, Soda, & Angostura Bitters   6.50
Bartender's Handshake
A cold Lone Star and a Shot of Jameson   7.50
Salty Dog
Vodka, Ruby Red Grapefruit, Salt rim   5.75
Rico Daiquiri
Don Q Rum, Marachino Liqueur, Lime, Grapefruit, Simple Syrup   6.50
Madras
Tito's Handmade Vodka, Cranberry and orange with lime and Soda   5.75
Moustache
Jameson Black Barrel and Ginger Beer   6.50
Whiskey Sour
Whiskey, House Sour Mix, Orange and Cherry   5.75
Lebowski
Vanilla Vodka, Coffee Liquor and Half & Half   5.75
007
Reyka, Dry Vermouth, Lemon Twist and shaken, not stirred   
R. Burgandy
Monkey Shoulder Scotch and Soda   6.50
Paloma
Cuervo Traditional, Lime, Salt, Squirt Soda   5.75
Fireball is always $4

Our Beers
Budweiser -  Bud Light -  - Michelob Ultra -  St. Pauli N/A  - Corona -  Corona Light -  Stella Artois -  Miller Lite  - Heineken -  Dos XX  - Red Stripe -  Shiner  - Lone Star  - Coors Light -  Karbach Rodeo Clown  - Blue Moon -  Smith & Forge Cider  - Anchor Steam
** Check Out Our Digital Draft Board on this Page via Untappd **
Wine List

White
Riesling
CLEAN SLATE RIESLING Mosel River Germany
CHARLES SMITH KUNG FU GIRL RIESLING Washington
Muscato
BECKER MUSCATO Texas
Pinot Grigio
ITALO CESCON PINOT GRIGIO Italy
NOBLE VINES 152 PINOT GRIGIO California
BOTTEGA VINAIA PINOT GRIGIO Italy
Blend
PINE RIDGE CHENIN BLANC/VIOGNI ER California
Sauvignon Blanc
JOEL GOTT SAUVIGNON BLANC California
CHALKBOARD SAUVIGNON BLANC New Zealand
Chardonnay
KUNDE CHARDONNAY California
BENNETT RRV CHARDONNAY RESERVE California
TREFETHEN ESTATE CHARDONNAY California
CAKEBREAD CELLARS NAPA VALLEY CHARDONNAY California

Red
Pinot Noir
BOGLE PINOT NOIR California
Z BROWN UNCAGED TRI-COUNTY PINOT NOIR California
EDUCATED GUESS CARNEROS PINOT NOIR California
Zinfandel
ALEXANDER VALLEY TEMPTATION ZINFANDEL California
Merlot
CASTLE ROCK MERLOT California
MONTES MERLOT CLASSIC SERIES Central Valley Chile
DUCKHORN DECOY MERLOT California
Blends
CHARLES SMITH CHARLES AND CHARLES RED BLEND Washington
'THE PRISONER' NAPA VALLEY RED BLEND California
DRY CREEK 'THE MARINER' MERITAGE California
CHAPOUTI ER COTE DU RHONE BELLERUCHE ROUGE France
BANFI CENTINE ROSSO italy
TENUTA DELL 'ORNELLAIA 'LE VOLTE' Italy
ESTANCIA GRENACHE/SYRAH/MOURVEDRE RESERVE California
Malbec
BODEGA NORTON MALBEC RESERVA Argentina
Petite Sirah
MCMANIS PETITE SIRAH California
Cabernet Savignon
TILIA CABERNET SAUVIGNON
JORDAN CABERNET SAUVIGNON California
SILVER OAK ALEXANDER VALLEY CABERNET SAUVIGNON California